| !? Would You Rather ?! |
| While attending Bridgewater College there were three of us who greatly enjoyed playing a game we liked to call "Would You Rather." This game is very easily learned and perfected. One player comes up with two bizarre hypothetical situations and asks the other participants which one they would prefer to do if forced to do one. |
| **Check here semi-daily as we hope to keep posting new "Would You Rather" situations for you to vote on.** Once we have ten or so votes we will post the next one ! |
| PAST RESULTS: A Be incorrectly posted on the Child Sex Offenders website for 5 years and receive $2,000,000 compensation for the error. or B Work at your current job for the next 30 years with no pay increase. A7 - B5 A Rub monkey poop all over your face and sit through a 2 hour long chick flick at the theatre. or B Watch a video of your parents having sex on the big screen. A9 - B1 A Have projectile vomiting after every meal. or B Have uncontrollable diarhea every time you are aroused. A6 - B2 A Let Barry Bonds hit you in the face with a wiffle ball bat as hard as he can. or B Drink a 5 ounce wine glass full of deer blood. A3 - B6 A Have Michael Moore, author of Fahrenheit 911, as your father. or B Have Monica Lewinski as you mother. A2 - B4 A Sleep With Your Favorite Celeb (Brad Pitt/Jennifer Anniston etc.) and catch a STD and no one else ever hears about your sexcapade. or B Sleep with (Bea Arthur{Golden Girls}/Peter Falk{Columbo}) with no side effects and the whole world finds out. A6 - B2 A Jump into a pool of rubbing alcohol with paper cuts all over your body. or B Enjoy a piece of dog poop the size of a King Size Snicker Bar. A7 - B5 A Be crowned best looking person in the world, and win nothing. or B Be named World's Ugliest, World's Biggest Loser, and World's Worst in Bed, but the prize is twice as much money as Bill Gates. A2-A3 A Be the wealthiest person in the world, but be married 10 times and never find true love. or Find the love your life, someone you couldn't live without, and live paycheck to paycheck for the rest of your life. A0-B8 A Get a haircut once and it stayed the way you like it the best forever. or B Be guaranteed that every time you do a #2 in the bathroom it would be clean and painless. A4-B5 A Have a sex partner who was a perfect 10 but just laid there during the intercourse. or B Have a shovel face partner with an awesome body who was wild in the sack. A6-B1 A Win a lifetime supply of gas for your cars. or B Win a lifetime supply of milk,bread,eggs and toilet paper. A3-B4 A Have everything you thought...heard out loud. or B Have streaming video of you in the shower passed around the internet. A4-B5 A Swim 2 miles in authenic cowboy boots. or B Run 4 miles in flippers. A7-B4 A Get pelted with tennis balls from neighborhood kids everytime you went outside. or B Had to pay 10 cents everytime you opened a frigerator. A3-B4 A Have the next US president be an unqualified woman. or B Have the next US President be a qualified and patriotic male born in Iraq. A7-B0 |
| A Bob for apples in a barrell of (human) vomit? or B Bob for apples in a barrell of (human) diarhea? A6-B1 A Have severe hemrroids at the fair and forced to ride bumper cars and rickety wooden roller coasters over and over. or B Have all ten toes ingrown during an all day kickball tournament in shoes one size too small. A6 -B5 A Have an FDA Approved pill that makes you look exactly how you want with no side effects. or B Win a series of three Mega Millions in one year each totalling at least 8 figures. A3-B6 A Live in a country that only has one channel on TV and it is a public broadcasting network and no dvd/vhs players or theatres and only dialup internet. or B Eat the same exact thing (your choice) for every meal for a year. A5-A6 A Live in a state where the driving age is 30. And you are only allowed to ride with your parents. or B Live in a state where the drinking age is 30. If you violate it you have to wait to 40. A4-B7 A Be a regular supporting cast member in all of Ben Stiller's and Will Ferrell's movies and earn $500.00 per movie. or B Have all your favorite sports teams from all sports, win their respective championship five years in a row. A6-B2 A Suck on a used Tampon for 30 seconds. or B Wear a "dirty sanchez" on your upper lip, for 24 hours. A3-B4 A Have the ability to hear what people are thinking. or B Have the ability to fly. A5-B1 A Would you rather have all five fingernails on your left hand ripped off. or BOnly be allowed to eat raw fish and tonic water for 2 months. A1-B5 A Have serious protruding ear and nose hair, and even if you trimmed it in the morning, by 5pm it was back. or B Have to apply deodorant every 30mins no matter what you are doing, otherwise anyone in a mile radius could smell you. A8-B2 A At your current age, feel 10 years younger but look 10 years older. or B At your current age, look 10 years younger but feel 10 years older. A4-B4 A Find out you mistakingly slept with your cousin. or B Remain a virgin your entire life. A6-B3 A See Dead People. (Sixth Sense). or B Be Deaf. A1-B7 A Have one leg 6 inches shorter than the other. or B. Everytime you burped the smell of animal feces filled the room you were in. A2-B5 AReceive 10 million dollars from a rich tycoon in return for one night with your partner. or B Have a permanent long term relationship with the love of your life, where one lived in NY and the other LA. A7-B5 |
| A. Know when you were going to die. or B. Know how you were going to die. A6-B4 A. Have to parachute out of a crop duster before it crashes. or B. Be pursued by the Police in a high speed car chase. A8-B5 A. Wear the BORAT speedo for 24 hours a day for a week? or B. Date someone who although was attractive, wore the BORAT speedo everytime you went out? A3-B5 A Get in trouble and receive same punishment for what Michael Vick did? or B. Get caught for what Paul "Pee Wee" Hermans or Geroge Michaels did? A4-B2 |