!? Would You Rather  ?!
While attending Bridgewater College there were three of us who greatly enjoyed playing a game we liked to call "Would You
Rather." This game is very easily learned and perfected. One player comes up with two bizarre hypothetical situations and
asks the other participants which one they would prefer to do if forced to do one.
**Check here semi-daily as we hope to keep posting
new "Would You Rather" situations for you to vote on.
**

Once we have ten or so votes we will post the next one !
PAST RESULTS:


A Be incorrectly posted on the Child Sex
Offenders website for 5 years and receive
$2,000,000 compensation for the error.
or
B Work at your current job for the next 30
years with no pay increase.
A7 - B5

A
Rub monkey poop all over your face and
sit through a 2 hour long chick flick at the
theatre.
or
B Watch a video of your parents having sex
on the big screen.
A9 - B1

A
Have projectile vomiting after every meal.
or
B Have uncontrollable diarhea every time
you are aroused.
A6 - B2

A
Let Barry Bonds hit you in the face with
a wiffle ball bat as hard as he can.
or
B Drink a 5 ounce wine glass full of deer
blood.
A3 - B6

A
Have Michael Moore, author of
Fahrenheit 911, as your father.
or
B Have Monica Lewinski as you mother.
A2 - B4

A S
leep With Your Favorite Celeb (Brad
Pitt/Jennifer Anniston etc.) and catch a STD
and no one else ever hears about your
sexcapade.
or
B Sleep with (Bea Arthur{Golden
Girls}/Peter Falk{Columbo}) with no side
effects and the whole world finds out.       
A6 - B2

A
Jump into a pool of rubbing alcohol with
paper cuts all over your body.
or
B Enjoy a piece of dog poop the size of a
King Size Snicker Bar.
A7 - B5

A
Be crowned best looking person in the
world, and win nothing.
or
B
Be named World's Ugliest, World's
Biggest Loser, and World's Worst in Bed,
but the prize is twice as much money as
Bill Gates.
A2-A3

A
Be the wealthiest person in the world,
but be married 10 times and never find true
love.
or
Find the love your life, someone you
couldn't live without, and live paycheck to
paycheck for the rest of your life.
A0-B8

A
Get a haircut once and it stayed the way
you like it the best forever.
or
B
Be guaranteed that every time you do a
#2 in the bathroom it would be clean and
painless.
A4-B5

A
Have a sex partner who was a perfect 10
but just laid there during the intercourse.
or
B
Have a shovel face partner with an
awesome body who was wild in the sack.
A6-B1

A
Win a lifetime supply of gas for your cars.
or
B
Win a lifetime supply of milk,bread,eggs
and toilet paper.
A3-B4

A
Have everything you thought...heard out
loud
.
or
B
Have streaming video of you in the
shower passed around the internet.
A4-B5

A
Swim 2 miles in authenic cowboy boots.
or
B
Run 4 miles in flippers.
A7-B4

A
Get pelted with tennis balls from
neighborhood kids everytime you went
outside.
or
B
Had to pay 10 cents everytime you
opened a frigerator.
A3-B4

A
Have the next US president be an
unqualified woman.
or
B Have the next US President be a qualified
and patriotic male born in Iraq.
A7-B0
A Bob for apples in a barrell of (human) vomit?
or
B Bob for apples in a barrell of (human)
diarhea?
A6-B1


A
Have severe hemrroids at the fair and forced
to ride bumper cars and rickety wooden roller
coasters over and over.
or
B Have all ten toes ingrown during an all day
kickball tournament in shoes one size too
small.
A6 -B5

A
Have an FDA Approved pill that makes you
look exactly how you want with no side effects.
or
B Win a series of three Mega Millions in one
year each totalling at least 8 figures.
A3-B6

A
Live in a country that only has one channel
on TV and it is a public broadcasting network
and no dvd/vhs players or theatres and only
dialup internet.
or
B Eat the same exact thing (your choice) for
every meal for a year.
A5-A6

A
Live in a state where the driving age is 30.
And you are only allowed to ride with your
parents.
or
B
Live in a state where the drinking age is 30.
If you violate it you have to wait to 40.
A4-B7

A
Be a regular supporting cast member in all
of Ben Stiller's and Will Ferrell's movies and
earn $500.00 per movie.
or
B
Have all your favorite sports teams from all
sports, win their respective championship five
years in a row.
A6-B2

A
Suck on a used Tampon for 30 seconds.
or
B
Wear a "dirty sanchez" on your upper lip,
for 24 hours.
A3-B4

A
Have the ability to hear what people are
thinking.
or
B
Have the ability to fly.
A5-B1

A
Would you rather have all five fingernails on
your left hand ripped off.
or
B
Only be allowed to eat raw fish and tonic
water for 2 months.
A1-B5

A
Have serious protruding ear and nose hair,
and even if you trimmed it in the morning, by
5pm it was back.
or
B
Have to apply deodorant every 30mins no
matter what you are doing, otherwise anyone
in a mile radius could smell you.
A8-B2

A
At your current age, feel 10 years younger
but look 10 years older.
or
B
At your current age, look 10 years younger
but feel 10 years older.
A4-B4

A
Find out you mistakingly slept with your
cousin
.
or
B
Remain a virgin your entire life.
A6-B3

A S
ee Dead People. (Sixth Sense).
or
B
Be Deaf.
A1-B7

A
Have one leg 6 inches shorter than the other.
or
B.
Everytime you burped the smell of animal
feces filled the room you were in.
A2-B5

A
Receive 10 million dollars from a rich
tycoon in return for one night with your
partner.
or
B
Have a permanent long term relationship
with the love of your life, where one lived in
NY and the other LA.
A7-B5
A. Know when you were going to die.
or
B.
Know how you were going to die.
A6-B4

A.
Have to parachute out of a crop duster
before it crashes.
or
B.
Be pursued by the Police in a high speed
car chase.
A8-B5

A.
Wear the BORAT speedo for 24 hours a
day for a week?
or
B. Date someone who although was attractive,
wore the BORAT speedo everytime you went
out?
A3-B5

A
Get in trouble and receive same punishment
for what Michael Vick did?
or
B. Get caught for what Paul "Pee Wee"
Hermans or Geroge Michaels did?
A4-B2